Kenny&Colin

Apr 19, 2014

dewitts:

sodomywithsaddam:

okayyy can everybody stop talking shit about ppl who give their dogs and cats all-vegan diets, i fed my cat all raw vegan food since he was a kitten and he lived a very happy four years :)

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Apr 19, 2014

frosidon:

chalkandwater:

Sir David Attenborough demonstrates the accuracy of the Mozambique Spitting Cobra’s venom streams by wearing a chemically treated visor that makes the venom turn purple on contact.

From Life in Cold Blood

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY DOCUMENTARIAN CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. 

DID CARL SAGAN DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS SHIT? I THOUGHT NOT. BILL NYE? FUCK NO.

BEAR GRILLES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COMPARED TO THIS CARAMEL-VOICED ENGLISH BASTARD. 

SIR ATTENBOROUGH IS A BILLION YEARS OLD AND HE WILL NOT STOP. HE IS THE TERMINATOR OF NATURE DOCUMENTARIES. HE’S CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST JUNGLE TREE TO LOOK AT LILIES. HE’S SOARED IN THE SKY IN A GLIDER WITH VULTURES. HE CROSSED THE PACIFIC TO SEE WHALES. HE’S EVEN BEEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMN OCEAN TO TALK ABOUT THE SPOOKY-ASS SHIT THAT LIVES DOWN THERE.  KILIMANJARO?  BEEN THERE. NORTH POLE? BEEN THERE. SAHARA DESERT? BEEN THERE MULTIPLE TIMES. FUCKING VOLCANOES?  BEEN AND DONE.  FUCKING AUSTRALIA? ENTIRE SHOWS THERE. HE WILL NOT STOP. HE WILL NEVER STOP.  NOT UNTIL HIS SMOOTH-ASS FATHERLY VOICE AS TAUGHT US ALL ABOUT ALL THE NATURE FOREVER.

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Apr 19, 2014

nosdrinker:

virusexe:

Nicely done, m’lady

he’s in

nosdrinker:

virusexe:

Nicely done, m’lady

he’s in

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Apr 19, 2014

"I’m not a helicopter parent…I’m just avoiding all the other adults."

Apr 19, 2014

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

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Apr 19, 2014

loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

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Apr 19, 2014

Apr 19, 2014

Apr 19, 2014

phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

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Apr 19, 2014

unclefather:

my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?” 

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Apr 19, 2014

Apr 19, 2014

cadburycreamcoolator:

let-it-fucking-be:

cadburycreamcoolator:

american people who use british slang

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We just want to be one of you and watch BBC on the telly and drink tea and ride the trolley :)

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