Dreamers need the realists to keep them from flying to close to the sun. And realists need dreamers, or they'd never get off the ground.
Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.
this almost made me cry
this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.
I feel ill
Cashier: That'll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: what are we?
women: being a woman is hard
men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman